The personal website of Larry Shoyfer

A "most quite" mysterious discord dm I sent without response, among others.
Header No. 2 - 2025/03/23

Q: Bio?

Name is Larry Shoyfer. 20 years old. Took a gap year after high school apparently to smoke weed, watch Frank Yang (mostly post-enlightenment), bug out, and "Let's Play!" a psychosis.

In undergrad @CUNYBaruch majoring in Philosophy and pure Math. Considering a Physics minor if I don't Los[e] My Music.

Q: Site bio?

Site is hosted on a rpi zero 2 W. $15 hardware. This is roughly a blank site in terms of what may or will be on it. I think I will post writings in the form of PDFs for now partly due to laziness, partly due to stylistic choice. Subject to change.

Q: What to call you // pronouns?

A: He/Him, and I had a "joke" that you could call me GNU/Linux if you want, but I am already over it in terms of leaving it in without comment. If you actually refer to me by those pronouns somehow I would take it in with fascination. In truth I don't need any specific callings, so my pronouns or nicknames are any variables if I'm to be more precise. Of course, He/Him is all anyone calls me in terms of pronouns. All of this dreck is to say: I absolutely don't give a shit what you call me!?

Q: Song(s) you are listening to as of late or want to mention?

A: I'll rotate songs every now and then. Might make a compendium of all my entries but can't be fucked for now.

Q: Any other recent masterpieces?

A: Indeed1 and Indeed2.

A picture of me
Another picture of me
Homo-Hobo-StarbucksBathroom-DoctorHouse(?) around the beginning of the hypothesis.
Destruction Hypothesis: Most recent picture of me. No gym in months. Muscle weight loss. Fat weight gain. Haircut-pending. Inflamation increasing. Stability decreasing. Shaving can't be fucked.